How do I begin to explain Effie Trinket?

allthehayffiefeels:

Caesar: Effie Trinket is flawless.

Johanna: I hear her wigs are insured for $10,000.
Finnick: I hear she does fashion commercials…in District 1.

Cinna: Her favorite victor is Haymitch Abernathy.

Peeta: One time she met President Snow at a ball, and he told her she was pretty.

Katniss: One time, she yelled at me for not having manners. It was awesome.