Caesar: Effie Trinket is flawless.
Johanna: I hear her wigs are insured for $10,000.
Finnick: I hear she does fashion commercials…in District 1.
Cinna: Her favorite victor is Haymitch Abernathy.
Peeta: One time she met President Snow at a ball, and he told her she was pretty.
Katniss: One time, she yelled at me for not having manners. It was awesome.
Not that Haymitch and Effie are fighting anymore. Instead they seem to be of one mind, determined to whip us into shape.
But in District 12, where the word tribute is pretty much synonymous with the word corpse, volunteers are all but extinct.
Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor.
Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games