Have you had a friend that exaggerates things so much that you’re curious that it’s true?

Like, Jaffa Cakes are the most amazing thing ever invented in the UK after the Industrial Revolution and nothing in this world could measure close to the awesomeness and the indescribable deliciousness of the thing itself. It’s like the Zeus of cakes.

I bought it just now and ate one.

I thought that Spinning Jenny was a good invention and Zeus could have tasted better.